What I don’t understand; since when have unicycles been a “hipster” thing? I see people poking fun at ‘hipsters’ riding unicycles on Tumblr and other sites, I just don’t get it. Maybe it’s because I’m familiar with unicycling culture and I know that we don’t do it because we’re hipsters or…
I’ve been unicycling since I was 10. Been doing it since before it was cool.
GUYS VOTE FOR ME FOR BEST WEB BORN ARTIST BECAUSE I REALLY WANNA BEAT MACKLEMORE AT SOMETHING OKAY PLEASE h
I voted 300 times. Time to figure out my other twitter password and vote more.
The best thing is to find the gaps between the rational and the bizarre, and then to live in that totally weightless realm of non-understanding. Labeling any universe takes the fun out of it.
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

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This thing calls to me. Glad I don’t have $830 lying around, or it would be mine.
Geez, I just noticed that there are a few Nimbus Equinox versions. Are we talking street or freestyle? The freestyle has the short cranks and a 2.1” tire (max for the frame) and the street has a 2.5” tire and 125mm cranks(same as what I ride).
If you are talking Freestyle, I don’t ride freestyle and can’t say if it would be good there, but I wouldn’t be as confident on bigger drops because of the smaller tire.
If you are thinking street, then go for it. Flat crown, super light, nice 2.5” wide tire that’ll take any drop you throw at it. Those studded pedals came with mine as well, and they are a monster. That said, you better wear shin guards or take off those studs. I switched out the pedals for some from a bike shop, and will put those on a mountain uni or my 36”
remember that time when solid snake (one third of les enfants skatestunts) tried to kickflip outtie and it resulted in him blowing up some of big shell?
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Twerk related injuries estimated to cost $250 billion per year.
Hopefully her employer will provide her twerkman’s comp.
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wow i really like the uncluded
everyone go listen
GO GO GO WOO YEAH
^These thoughts are thoughts that I think. Can’t wait for my CD to get here so I can listen to it all the time.